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Red Lipstick and Me

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle


I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”

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Welcome to Columbia.


What if you walked past a dog and said “aw hi puppy” and the dog replied in a deep manly voice “hello”

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fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

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